Telescope Investing

Episode 123

Do Your Stocks Own YOU? + Oddity Deep Dive, Gold vs Bitcoin & The End of US Exceptionalism?

15 March 2026

Do your stocks own YOU — or do you own them? This week we tackle identity-driven investing, with a Thomas Chua quote that should make every investor uncomfortable. Monkey walks through his complete $ODD (Oddity Tech) investment process — from first nibble at $36, to options at the lows, to literally unboxing Spoiled Child collagen live on air. It's classic Peter Lynch meets beauty influencer. Plus: Gold smashes through $5,150 while Bitcoin bleeds. VIX at 32 — why Monkey sees opportunity when everyone else sees chaos. An 18-year trendline break that questions US exceptionalism. And a YouTube troll who accidentally gave us great content. Key topics: - Options selling in high-VIX environments - $ODD full investment process: fundamentals to technicals to options to becoming a customer - Thomas Chua: "Some investors don't own a stock — the stock owns them" - Gold vs Bitcoin vs Bonds vs Property: is there ANY store of value? - 18-year US vs Rest of World trend break - YouTube troll response: why holding contradictory views is the point - Spoiled Child product unboxing Sources: Thomas Chua (@SteadyCompound): https://x.com/i/status/2030833466506682776 Tickers: $ODD $LINK $BTC $TSLA $GOOGL $AMZN $EOSE $PLTR

Segments: 00:00 Cold Open 01:07 Intro: Bear Markets, Oddity, Gold $5,150 & Is US Exceptionalism Over? 02:34 Vegas Meetup Update & Monkey's Secret Project 03:44 OpenClaw Migration: Mac Mini Weekend from Hell 04:47 Geopolitical Chaos: What Does It Mean for Investors? 05:09 VIX at 32: Why Monkey Gets EXCITED When Markets Crash 07:00 Badger's Cash Buffer Strategy (20%+ Cash Position) 08:01 Bitcoin vs Gold: Where Do You Run for Safety? 11:45 Is There ANY True Store of Value? 13:54 Chainlink Deep Dive: Is Monkey an Ostrich? 17:31 Thomas Chua: "Some Investors Don't Own a Stock — The Stock Owns Them" 21:15 Badger's Shopify Confession: When the Thesis Changes 22:04 Could Monkey Be the $EOSE Guy? Self-Awareness Check 24:11 The Palantir Identity Trap 26:19 YouTube Troll Response: Contradiction is the Point 30:38 Is This the End of US Exceptionalism? (18-Year Trend Break) 33:13 Has Badger Only Beaten the Market Because of US Tailwinds? 35:28 China, India & AI as a Global Equalizer 39:35 $ODD YouTube Comment: "What Happened to the Technical Trading?" 44:34 Oddity Crash: Meta Algorithm Mismatch Explained 47:18 Monkey's Oddity Playbook 51:40 Becoming a Customer: $ODD Spoiled Child Unboxing (Live!) 56:11 Aggressive Marketing Tactics: Good Sign or Red Flag? 58:42 Preview: Valleys of Death Framework 01:02:09 Close

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